Everyone Poops (Transgender People Included)

September 27, 2013

ep“Everyone Poops”, a 1977 children’s book by Taro Gomi, is a story I remember being read to me growing up. Looking back on the text of the book, it’s actually kind of interesting. The whole point of the story is to de-stigmatize the idea of defecation in the minds of children who may not yet realize that this is a completely normal bodily function, experienced by all living things.

An elephant makes a big poop.
A mouse makes a tiny poop.
A one-hump camel makes a one-hump poop.
A two-hump camel makes a two-hump poop. Only kidding!

A number of incidents have come up over the past few months that make me wonder: do the people who oppose letting transgender people use the correct bathroom understand the moral of Gomi’s story? From Fox News to Roseanne Barr to recognized hate groups like the Family Research Council and the American Family Association, it seems as though these individuals have forgotten that, yes, transgender people poop, too.

Fish poop.
And so do birds. And bugs too.
Different animals make different kinds of poop.
Different shapes, different colors, even different smells.

They brand efforts to provide equal public accommodation rights to transgender people as “bathroom bills.” They support legislation that would bar us from the bathroom that best matches our gender, putting us at an elevated risk of rape, assault and murder. They push for a “separate but equal” approach of letting schools and businesses says, “sure, you can use the bathroom, but it’s going to be one further out of your way, across campus, or maybe even in an old storage closet.”

Which end is the snake’s behind?
What does whale poop look like?
Some stop to poop.
Others do it on the move.

In March of this year, Arizona State Representative John Kavanagh introduced SB1432, a bill that stated: “a person commits disorderly conduct if the person intentionally enters a public restroom, shower, bath, dressing room or locker room and a sign indicates that the room is for the exclusive use of persons of one sex and the person is not legally classified on the person’s birth certificate as a member of that sex,” carrying with it a $2,500 fine and up to 6 months in jail. Additionally, he presented the bill as “an emergency measure that is necessary to preserve the public peace, health or safety.” A transgender-specific emergency? Really?

Some poop here and there.
Others do it in a special place.
Grown-ups poop. Children poop too.
While some children poop on the potty, others poop in their diapers.

The common argument brought up by these individuals is an obscure hypothetical situation, usually along the lines of, “we’re not doing this to stop people who actually are transgender; we’re doing this to protect women and children from a man who might throw on a dress just to go in and assault them.” Where do I even start with that one?

  1. Even if restrooms were gender-neutral and there was nothing stopping men from entering, assault would still be illegal.
  2. Someone terrible enough to assault someone in a bathroom isn’t going to let a sign on a door stand in their way.
  3. In the 174 cities and counties where transgender people are explicitly protected in terms of public accommodations (like bathrooms), I cannot, for the life of me, find a single instance where a man has thrown on a dress and assaulted a woman or a child. This is a case of a solution in search of a problem.
  4. While their “man in a dress” argument isn’t based in reality, transgender women forced to use men’s restrooms do find themselves targets for that kind of abuse.

Some animals poop and pay no attention.
Others clean up after themselves.
These poop by the water. This one does it in the water.
He wipes himself with paper, then flushes it down

Is the well-being of transgender people really so inconsequential? Do you really not care whether or not we’re raped, assaulted or murdered? Do these same people who argue that it’d be pointless to have stricter gun laws because “criminals will break the law, anyway, because they’re criminals” realize the hypocrisy in taking the exact opposite side of that argument by suggesting that would-be attackers are deterred solely by a sign on a bathroom door?

Assuming I use a public restroom twice a day for the past year, if I were in a world where Kavanagh’s law was in place, I’d find myself in a position where I’d be liable to serve up to 365 years in prison and over $1.8 million in fines. Still, it’s better than fearing for my life, which is what would happen if I was forced to use a men’s restroom.

All living things eat, so
Everyone poops.

I am a human being, and I poop.


One Response to “Everyone Poops (Transgender People Included)”

  1. Jen Says:

    While this is a well argued piece Parker, and an excellent antidote to some of the paranoia out there regarding girls like us, not to mention so rather disturbing projection on behalf of some whose minds assume that anyone would want to dress up as a woman and infiiltrate a bathroom, I take exception to one aspect of this. As a very femme trans woman, I no longer poop. Except once a year, and even then it’s only at a special spa deep in the Colorado mountains and while surrounded by female shamans. It takes a week and can be rather frightening for anyone within earshot, but I think it’s worth maintaining my dignity the rest of the time.

    However, I do pee, frequently. I may be typing this from a stall in a cafe right now, cuz, you know, why bother coming out since I’ll just need to pee again soon? But yes, I’ve never had an issue, and in fact have made several friends while touching up my makeup and chatting, and have never seen this phantom bearded & wigged menance that purportedly justifies my exclusion from the space where I’ve always been welcomed. I kindly ask Representative Kavanaugh and others to keep their dark fantasies to themselves and let me pee in peace.

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